Funny Slogans for T-shirts
Funny T-shirts with some hilarious T-shirt slogans, have always been a hit among the college crowd. They make you stand out, noticeable and helps you get attention from the opposite sex. Through some cool and funny slogans, you can actually show your lighter side to others, which can add a lot to your popularity. Scroll down and take your pick from this list of slogans for T-shirts.
Funny Slogans for T-shirts
My friends, there are no friends!
"Be yourself" is the worst advice you can give some people.
I am so clever, that I don't understand a single word of what I speak.
I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!
Your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others!
If you are born ugly blame your parents, if you died ugly blame your doctor.
Is life worth living? It all depends on the liver!
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
The more I know about men, the more I admire dogs.
Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.
I am a Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I am Perfect.
Short Funny Slogans
My mom can beat up your dad.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Save the trees. Wipe your arse with an owl.
I hear voices - And they don't like you.
You're a naughty boy - Go to my room.
Beauty is in the Eye of the Beer Holder.
I'm so great I'm jealous of myself.
Check out the Junk in my Trunk!
I've done a lot of soul searching and there's nothing there.
Five out of four people don't understand fractions.
Where There's a Will... I Want to Be in It
I Chose the Road Less Traveled - Now Where the Heck Am I?
Eat. Sleep. Mate. Repeat.
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it's gone.
LOOK, but don't touch.
I suffer from premature infatuation.
Impatience is not to be tolerated!
If there is no God, who pops up the next kleenex?
Albert Winestein - Drink a Few Glasses and Become a Genius.
Cool Slogans
A free society is a place where it's safe to be unpopular.
I get bored easily. I've been bored most of my life.
If you are going through hell, keep going.
Life is what happens to you while you're working for your future.
You were born an original. Don't die a copy.
Chastity is curable if detected early!
There is an exception to every rule, except this one.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
You can't have everything...where would you put it.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
Life is short, make fun of it!
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up? Definitely optional!
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it!
Here's hoping that you enjoyed going through the above mentioned slogans. With these, one thing is certain - when you wear them on your T-shirt, these funny phrases and slogans are sure to crack up, whoever is reading them, with laughter!
